Talk about Hazard County

On those perfect Springfield, Missouri evenings, those when the crickets started to chirp a little early despite the sun’s insistance on hanging a little bit longer, the only thing that could drag me inside was an episode of the Dukes of Hazard.

My fascination with the fast-driving, law-breaking goodness of the Duke boys was just about in line with any youngster of the early 80s.

And yet, at age 29, I have a hard time (no future pun intended) trying to figure out why anyone with any shred of self-respect would enter the following phrase in a Google search engine: “Tom Wopat Penis.”

What is even more disturbing…that search registered a hit on Rapid Eye Reality.

I don’t care what team you play for, Luke Duke’s tallywacker should not be a point of interest.

As far as I’m concerned, the Duke boys were a lot like Ken dolls. Anatomically incorrect and for a reason.

What kind of world am I living in?