As work is kicking my ass at the moment, I don’t have time to properly convey the impact of the couple things I’ve learned in the 23 hours since my wife left for a week.
First, I’d forgotten that Katie Holmes was in The Ice Storm. And I never knew David Krumholtz (now the math geek brother on NUMB3RS) was in it. Now, I find myself torn about who is hotter — Katie Holmes or Christina Ricci. Present day, of course. Not in the movie. Because, if I were considering that, I’d have a few things to explain. Holy shit, Allison Janney is in the movie, too.
Second, when a guy comes to your door selling meat, telling him your freezer is full (especially when that is a lie) is not a good way to get him to leave your front porch. Why? Because the industrious guy that came to my front door today responded, “If I can’t fit my meat in your freezer, I’ll give it to you for free.”
Yeah, I bet you will, buddy.