Bachelor observations
As work is kicking my ass at the moment, I don’t have time to properly convey the impact of the couple things I’ve learned in the 23 hours since my wife left for a week.
First, I’d forgotten that Katie Holmes was in The Ice Storm. And I never knew David Krumholtz (now the math geek brother on NUMB3RS) was in it. Now, I find myself torn about who is hotter — Katie Holmes or Christina Ricci. Present day, of course. Not in the movie. Because, if I were considering that, I’d have a few things to explain. Holy shit, Allison Janney is in the movie, too.
Second, when a guy comes to your door selling meat, telling him your freezer is full (especially when that is a lie) is not a good way to get him to leave your front porch. Why? Because the industrious guy that came to my front door today responded, “If I can’t fit my meat in your freezer, I’ll give it to you for free.”
Yeah, I bet you will, buddy.
How does your work kick your ass?
Did you get his name and number? How the heck would he know that he could proposition you like that unless he knew that your wife and kid were out of town?
Sounds like a stalker to me.
Of course, if you get his name and number, you could give him the wrong idea.
Screw it. Have him killed and cover all your bases.
Holy Shit I hate that guy! He came to our house last year and I got suckered into buying some shit. NEVER AGAIN. The food was ok but I knew I didn’t want it and I hated myself for not telling to get of my land before putting a bullet in his ass for trespassing. When he came back this year I told him I wasn’t interested but perhaps he should ask my neighbors….they have a lot of kids….ya I know…I am going to neighbor hell.lol
How, excactly does one get into a career as a door-to-door meat salesman?