Sleepless and stumpy

I can’t find my clever lever at this late hour, but I have to remind myself to congratulate the ad buyers for the overnight 4:30 am showing of “Scarface” on AMC. In one commercial break I saw commercials for…

ExtenZe, the natural male enhancement pill, I’m not entirely sure that it works because I’ve never had to use such product lines as of yet, although if you are in need of such enhancements, click here for a product that claims to relieve the harshness of your guy not standing to attention. To be honest, if I ever did reach that stage in life, I’d probably rather not use any pills… Instead I’d probably look in to more natural methods, like a bathmate hercules water pump. Not that I have looked into it or anything! Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh, right!

and…

Relacore, a product that once claimed to reduce cortisol in the blood and cut weight gain and now markets itself as an herbal sleep aid. How very apt! Again, I don’t really think I’ll be reaching into the medicine cabinet for insomnia.

I mean, in the span of 90 seconds, they hit the insomniacs and the self-loathers.

Talk about knowing your audience.

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Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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