TSA wants to see your rack

From the They Can’t Be Serious Department:

Long version: Nipple Ring Search Dispute

Short version: Girl with nipple rings forced to remove said rings after failing x-ray machine at Lubbock airport. Hires Gloria Allred (because, who doesn’t?) and gets the Transportation Security Administration to admit its procedures are more than a little messed up. In a statement, the TSA said “TSA has reviewed the procedures themselves and agrees that they need to be changed. In the future, TSA will inform passengers that they have the option to resolve the alarm through a visual inspection of the article in lieu of removing the item in question.

Translation: You wanna get on the plane? Show me your tits.

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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4 Responses

  1. Wil says:


    I hate the TSA so fucking much, I wish I could hate it to death.

  2. Proto says:

    Where do I sign up?

  3. Uncle Ted says:

    Kip Hawley is an idiot.

  4. cc says:

    Happens to me all the time..

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