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Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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8 Responses

  1. Falstaff says:

    Something is totally fishy about that. If they wanted to knock over a few rich fuckers watching a play, Greensboro, NC is only 30 minutes from Lexington, and you have to drive THROUGH Charlotte to get to Greenville from Lexington, ad there’s certainly easy pickings downtown CLT on a weekend night.

    Somebody’s covering something up. To get there and pull that stunt, someone was specifically being targeted for something worth 4 hours of round-trip travel.

    But I’m a conspiracy nut, so there’s also that.

  2. Random101 says:

    This story has so many holes its silly.

    When the men (armed with Uzi’s and having fired one shot) were fleeing with $60, the vacationing FBI agent could either:

    A) Pull out her hand gun, shot at a moving vehicle, possibly receive return fire from automatic weapons with civilians near by and fill out tons of FBI paper work.
    B) Read the license plate. Call 911. Make a police statement. Continue on vacation.

    Option B looks good to me.

  3. RJ says:

    Holy crap, what a great story. Find out more.

  4. 2hands says:

    Any more info?

  5. cc says:

    From Lexington’s official website(http://www.lexingtonnc.net/): “Lexington, North Carolina is known as the Barbecue Capital of the World.”

    That has to the the absolutely most ridiculous claim I’ve ever read in my entire life. Yeah, I’ve heard like tons of people in Memphis say, “You think these ribs are good. You should go to Lexington, North Carolina. That’s the BBQ capital of the world!”

    These two must be the product of too much inbreeding and thought that Kevin Costner was going to be in town or something.

  6. Drizztdj says:

    Any word on what the FBI agent’s specialty is?

    That would be decent information to have.

  7. Da Goddess says:

    What’s this about BBQ? (I’m so over the robbery) I want more BBQ info. Please.

    By the way, if you’re currently writing a new chapter to some spy book with such a scenario as laid out above, why the hell not? Don’t let Clancy grab it. Oh, who am I kidding? Clancy subcontracts all his writing anymore.

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