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Discarded Twitter posts

by · May 16, 2008

Collected below are tweets that didnt make the cut on my Twitter feed.

  • I am too lazy to get a haircut
  • Somehow it makes me feel better that Brad Pitt has gray in his beard
  • I think I am actually conscious of my atrophy
  • Hillary is like a poker player in a rebuy tournament and the blinds are going up soon
  • I don’t mind feeling like hell unless it comes from doing nothing
  • Is it possible that I’m even lazier than I was in college?
  • @maudie Anyone who is in first class is there because they shot an angle at some point
  • I’m waiting on my spontanaeity to return.

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    3 Responses

    1. Pauly says:
      May 16, 2008 at 10:39 am

      You should have ended this post with the tweet —- Is it possible that I’m even lazier than I was in college?

    2. The Wife says:
      May 17, 2008 at 6:28 am

      I disagree with Pauly. I couldn’t have laughed any harder than at “I’m waiting on my spontanaeity to return.

    3. Proto says:
      May 18, 2008 at 4:32 pm

      I like flying first class, I’m just an employee with poker as a hobby. Took a lot of work to get to this level, and I am spending more and enjoying more. I don’t have kids, but lots of nieces and nephews to visit. And no ex-es to pay for. If you thank it is an angle, I disagree. And as to the other tweets, yoda said it pretty well. ‘Try not, do.’