Making my wife happy

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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10 Responses

  1. betty says:

    Meanwhile, all those hot WIVES are attracting MY single male dating pool. So unfair…

  2. Jen Leo says:

    I love it! Laughed out loud more than twice.

    Jen

  3. The Wife says:

    Remember, we have to look HOT, or you guys start thinking of younger models . . . we marry you for your humor and your financial stability. Now excuse me . . . I think its time to do a few crunches.

  4. change100 says:

    OMG I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

    And I adore my beloved’s (little) belly for the very same reasons.

  5. MGM says:

    Gotta love that good ‘ol American double standard. There’s much more forgiveness in our culture for a man with a beer belly than for a woman with jiggly thighs.

  6. Uncle Ted says:

    I’m Uncle Ted, and I approve this post.

  7. G-Rob says:

    I love my wife so damn much I’m obese.

    I keep the glorious head of hair for financial reasons.

  8. Bam-Bam says:

    Not a word of a lie…..

    Just this past Tuesday I actually heard one woman ask another, “How do men carry those bellies like that, so much better than we do?”

    Oh and…….. Fire Ants bad.
    Thanks, I’ll write that one down.

  9. Da Goddess says:

    I like men with bellies and I hate fire ants. I’m obviously a good catch, so where’s my belly boy?

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