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Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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  1. Falstaff says:

    Yeah, but why ARE we all going nuts? I shouldn’t be, but damn I just wanna jump in the car and drive east til my hat floats. Or south til I drown in tequila.

    We’re too young for mid-life crises, regardless of how much grey is in our beards.

  2. Skip says:

    Mmmm… tomato sauce. Hey, Otis, are you moving to Canada?

  3. Victoria Lucas/AKA/Sylvia Plath

    ‘Ennui’

    “Tea leaves thwart those who court catastrophe,
    designing futures where nothing will occur:
    cross the gypsy’s palm and yawning she
    will still predict no perils left to conquer.
    Jeopardy is jejune now: naïve knight
    finds ogres out-of-date and dragons unheard
    of, while blasé princesses indict
    tilts at terror as downright absurd.

    The beast in Jamesian grove will never jump,
    compelling hero’s dull career to crisis;
    and when insouciant angels play God’s trump,
    while bored arena crowds for once look eager,
    hoping toward havoc, neither pleas nor prizes
    shall coax from doom’s blank door lady or tiger. “

  4. Da Goddess says:

    I’m kinda glad to hear it’s not just happening to me. Honestly, I thought I was losing my mind. Is some weird post-full sturgeon moon thing? Is it the end of summer and oh my God, what’s becoming of us sort of thing?

    The thing is, there’s comfort in knowing I’m not entirely alone in this.

    I hope your tomato sauce keeps well. Sounds like I should get some of my own.

  5. Strawberry Shortcake says:

    Fay was a slut to us in FL – wet AND wild….as she sat on us for a week…ick.

    and now, this bitch Hannah is heading to my home as well 🙁

    I HEART TOMOATOES especially cut up in my eggs!

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