She showed me her no-penis

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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16 Responses

  1. ScottMc says:

    I printed this out and hung it on the wall in my office

  2. jh says:


    Shadows of things to come for us I guess!

  3. Aaron says:

    My cube mates are wondering why I’ve been snickering all morning. I even busted up in a meeting! NO-PENIS!

  4. Su says:

    I love the things kids come up with. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it 🙂

  5. Champ says:

    Hell of an opener!

  6. Drizztdj says:

    I think I just busted a rib.


  7. Bam-Bam says:

    Genious with the English language…. hereditary?

    NAH !

    Unless of course, we’re talking from I.S.o.W. I guess.


    Made me laugh all four times I shared it with someone else.

  8. Roly Newman says:

    Hilarious post, but would you really tell the girl’s parents?

  9. Special K says:

    “No-penis”. Another true classic. It’s right up there with “taking the name of intercourse in vain” and “who the hell brings sand to the beach.”

    This is the same 4yo that asked you what you were playing, and unsatisfied with the answer replied “No, daddy. Not just ‘poker’, what KIND of poker?”

    If you ever want to let that one go, I’ll take him. 🙂

  10. Da Goddess says:

    That is, indeed, brilliant. Your son has inherited your gift.

  11. Lee Jones says:

    Good thing Michelle had Dylan explain what happened, else Otis would have been wondering why The Boy was wandering around with a distinctly superior and smug expression on his face.

    Regards, Lee
    “I’m thinking you can’t even get one of these from Santa”

  12. HighOnPoker says:

    He shoulda showed his no-gina.

  13. Danieldinho says:

    Reading this just reminded me of all the Sophies from my distant past whom I’d love to re-befriend on Facebook.

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