When you gonna put the paint on my belly?

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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  1. Aaron says:

    Where the hell was MY warm gel during my vasectomy? I had a snarky urologist who was still angry about getting rejected from the Navy and nurse that had seen not only my junk but my Missus’ back at her old practice (the Valuim made me dub her “Menage’ a Nurse”). Brother, do yourself a favor and wear a rubber band around your scrot until it falls off. Hindsight tells me I’d much rather do that than go through the vasectomy.

  2. MGM says:

    I’ve obviously had no firsthand experience with the vasectomy bit…but I do know that the husband did all right with the whole ordeal as long as he got to keep a bag of frozen peas in his pants for the 48 or so hours afterward. I told him he had no room to bitch; I had been sliced across the abdomen (twice) in order to birth the fruit of his loins (7.5 pounds the first time and 9 pounds the second time)from my body followed immediately by those motherly duties that not even major surgery could give me the excuse to avoid long enough to allow my own body to heal.
    After going through that (twice) I just didn’t feel a bit sorry for his little outpatient “procedure” that put his nads out of order for a couple days and cost him little more than a bag of frozen peas and a cold scrotum.
    I told him that if he could find a way to squeeze a small person out of his reproductive organ I would promise to muster up a bit of sympathy.
    Think of it this way, after your wife brings your second child into the world, complete with all the pain and drama that accompanies said task, you’ll seem like a total weenie (pun intended) if you can’t handle a little scrotum snip.

    Just sayin’.

    Warm gel, indeed.

  3. Drizztdj says:

    I was almost hoping for a teenager reaction, versus the “ah, how cute!” look I got from the nurse.

    First chick I expose myself to other then the wife in ten years and she treated it like a lost kitten.

    Sigh.

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