The superpancho

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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13 Responses

  1. StB says:

    Correction. A hot dog. With cheese.

  2. RedxBranch says:

    Screw the fact that it was ‘only’ a hot dog w/cheese…..the fact that you threw caution to the wind, along with your open robe, is what makes you our heroic roving reporter.

  3. G-Rob says:

    My God…THAT IS FUNNY!

    Well done!

  4. Pauly says:

    So, was it any good? Gene & my hamburgeusas were boiled and Change100’s chicken was undercooked.

    And they ran out of papa fritas.

  5. Jason says:

    “After all, this wasn’t just a pancho. It was a super pancho. And not only that, it was a superpancho con queso.”

    Funny stuff, my friend.

  6. Average White Boy says:

    Am I to assume a pancho is a cocktail wiener then?

  7. BadBlood says:

    See? This is even funny meta-humor-wise. Because superpancho was Twittered all across the universe for a fucking week and I’m like, serioulsy, WFT is a super-pancho? Gotta have meat in it, right? Got to!

    Even when seeing the pic, I thought “Shit, I can see the cheese, but all I can see is bread.” I did notice Otis extending 2 middle fingers in the pic, so he was obviously disappointed in both the super and the pancho.

    Now that I know it’s a hot dog, the whole thing is brilliant. Brilliantly executed on all fronts. In fact, if you planned it this way, I take my hat off and retire from ever trying to be funny. Because this was it. I am blinded by the brilliance.

    So.

    A guy bets half a super-pancho….

  8. KenP says:

    You should have stayed home and maybe got the free lunch…

    “Greenville, S.C., Tea Party, “They will be selling the ‘Obama burger’ — you pay for one and they cut it in half and give the rest to the guy behind you for free!!”

    Donde esta Superbama?

  9. Da Goddess says:

    Great. Now I’m hungry.

  10. gracie says:

    Hahahahahaha!

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