Angry Birds America

Angry Birds America

I just read there is going to be an Angry Birds movie, and my first thought was, “What could that film possibly be about?” The…

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Capitulation Nation

Capitulation Nation

Oh, you’re mad at Sony for killing its movie? Hold on. It’s hard to type when I’m laughing this hard. I wouldn’t have gone to…

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The Dennis DeYoung Dilemma

The Dennis DeYoung Dilemma

I’m sitting at a poker table. Or a bar. Or at the gate waiting for a plane. It doesn’t matter, because I ask the same…

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Life before Angry Birds

Life before Angry Birds

I remember a time I could sit down to a dinnertime pork chop and not think, “Serves you right. You never should’ve thought that helmet…

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Anna Nicole and the November iPhone photo project

Anna Nicole and the November iPhone photo project

I did the math. If I do all I need to do between now and the time I have a break on December 9th, I…

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Journalism and the Palmetto State of play

Journalism and the Palmetto State of play

Union County, South Carolina was barely on the map in 1993. There was no easy way to get there by interstate highway. It wasn’t even…

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Balloon Boy is your fault

Balloon Boy is your fault

This is your fault. Certainly, there’s a lot of blame to go around, but most of the people who are pointing fingers at the Henne…

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I was driving down the road one day...

I was driving down the road one day…

“I know what this song is about!” my son announced proudly from the backseat. We were in a bit of a hurry, so I didn’t…

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An open letter to Brett Favre

An open letter to Brett Favre

Dear Brett, It’s that last drive of the 2008 season, isn’t it? You can’t get it out of your head. You made your triumphant return…

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Endorse this

Endorse this

There’s a very important class that famous people take. You probably don’t know about it because you have to be famous before you’re allowed in…

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