Tom Green goes home

Tom Green goes home

It was the middle of the morning or middle of the night. Describing the actual time is pointless. It was simply one of those moments…

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Owen Wilson married, and I'm the only pap

Owen Wilson married, and I’m the only pap

This afternoon, my wife and I took the boy on an afternoon drive through the mountains. Along the way, we happened by the place where…

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TMZ, McDonald’s, Circuit City, and nipple slips

TMZ, McDonald’s, Circuit City, and nipple slips

“Schadenfreude is the greatest joy.” Americans, perhaps, caught on late to the concept of schadenfreude. We arrived so deep into the game of reveling in…

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Glory be

Glory be

When my wife answered the phone, I let loose a string of profanity that made even her blush. This is the woman who uses four-letter…

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Where normal meets life

Where normal meets life

Once returned from Las Vegas, the everyday activity between waking and sleeping seems quite ordinary. This is the way it happens every time. There is…

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