The marriage bed

The marriage bed

My wife and I have a problem in the bedroom. I’ve slept in more places than I can count–from five-star hotels to hammocks, I’ve seen…

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TMZ, McDonald’s, Circuit City, and nipple slips

TMZ, McDonald’s, Circuit City, and nipple slips

“Schadenfreude is the greatest joy.” Americans, perhaps, caught on late to the concept of schadenfreude. We arrived so deep into the game of reveling in…

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Death of the Arcade

Death of the Arcade

My buddy T is one hell of a photographer. I think I’ve said that before. A few weeks ago, T invited me to join him…

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Glory be

Glory be

When my wife answered the phone, I let loose a string of profanity that made even her blush. This is the woman who uses four-letter…

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And you want to be my latex salesman…

And you want to be my latex salesman…

It’s a smoky room with a big screen TV, leather couches, and a poker table. It’s where I spend one night a week with a…

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Where normal meets life

Where normal meets life

Once returned from Las Vegas, the everyday activity between waking and sleeping seems quite ordinary. This is the way it happens every time. There is…

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