Four-year-old VIP

Four-year-old VIP

My kid is turning four years old this week. The bands have all been hired, the beer truck’s parking space is marked with orange cones,…

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Under pressure

Under pressure

If my wife’s to-do list was somebody’s face, I’d be awaiting a bond hearing right now, because I beat the hell out of that thing…

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Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy

My wife walked in the door. I said what I normally say before getting up from my comfortable chair. “Hey, baby. You need any help?”…

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Twelve years in love, eight years official

Twelve years in love, eight years official

You should have seen her. She wore denim overall shorts and a shirt that rose up over her hips. Everything about her turned me into…

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Big box blues

Big box blues

I hate this part. There was a time when when my not-yet-atrophied heart thought about the romantic nature of gift-buying. One year, my wife and…

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The marriage bed

The marriage bed

My wife and I have a problem in the bedroom. I’ve slept in more places than I can count–from five-star hotels to hammocks, I’ve seen…

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