Early warning system

Early warning system

My kid cannot keep a secret. I don’t think he even tries. Despite being an exceptionally intelligent child, I’m not sure he grasps the idea…

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Friday Mental Massage: Bigfoot, the boy, birthdays

Friday Mental Massage: Bigfoot, the boy, birthdays

Not a lot of time this Friday morning, so let’s just jump into it. CNN should be spanked–Yes, I’ve seen the claims about Bigfoot being…

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You want pictures?  You got pictures.

You want pictures? You got pictures.

Post useless without pics. —Pauly Well, the bleeding has finally stopped. It took a little less than 24 hours. I consider that a win. As…

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Ginger fingers

Ginger fingers

It is my wife’s birthday. She gets a kick out of the fact I call her MILFy. I was making dinner. The menu was a…

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When the grass is just fine

When the grass is just fine

A couple of weeks ago, I stood in the lobby of the Palms Hotel and Casino and pretended I was a big shot for a…

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Fat in Las Vegas

Fat in Las Vegas

Somewhere along the line, I got fat. Hard to say exactly what happened. Normally I can count on my sedentary lifestyle to not otherwise affect…

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I drink your milkshake

I drink your milkshake

“Holy, hell, I know I’m tired, but that looks like my stomach.” I was laying on my side with a straw in my mouth and…

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Somebody died

Somebody died

At 5am, I was sitting in a place called the Blue Gin Bar drinking a 1664 beer and wishing I’d never even heard of a…

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