Eric Nicholson, ten years later

Eric Nicholson, ten years later

Eric Nicholson donated a pint of blood, told his wife Misty he loved her, and went back to work. It was December 6, 2000, a…

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Amanda Smith: Not a murderer

Amanda Smith: Not a murderer

I was fully prepared to write today about Amanda Smith avoiding the death penalty by pleading guilty to murder charges. I was fully prepared to…

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Greenville News seeks bugle player with "Taps" experience

Greenville News seeks bugle player with “Taps” experience

Classified ad to appear soon in Greenville News: Local newspaper seeks Upstate bugle player, preferably single and good looking, with experience in playing “Taps.” Musician…

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Responsibility, the internet's condom

Responsibility, the internet’s condom

If you have the clap and somebody wants to get in your pants, whose job is it to tell that person that you have the…

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I got yer infrastructure right here

I got yer infrastructure right here

Our flashlights have batteries. Our lantern has propane. My wife is presently picking up a few more essential items: nonperishables, water, and firewood. Somehow I…

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John Ludwig: Sometimes it's too easy

John Ludwig: Sometimes it’s too easy

I’m not one to toot my own horn unless the horn is so tootable that even the most humble of prognosticators couldn’t help but keep…

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The mayor who Twittered (or didn't)

The mayor who Twittered (or didn’t)

Note: The following contains some language you might not normally expect to read on a Sunday afternoon. You’ve been warned. It was dinnertime on Friday…

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If you like a man in a kilt...

If you like a man in a kilt…

…you might like a few of the pictures I took this afternoon at the Greater Greenville Scottish Games and Highlands Festival. I can’t quite pinpoint…

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It's not for my nipples

It’s not for my nipples

“Call me when you leave the gym,” my wife said. “I’m not sure if I’m going to have time to pick up my prescription.” I…

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