“We have clowns.” “Hmm?” “Clowns. In the woods.” “Probably just a squirrel.” “You’re not listening.” “No. I am. You said we have clowns. Got it. Raccoon maybe.” “There were footprints. Very big footprints.” “Did you consider that it might be Bigfoot?” “Don’t patronize me. You always do that.” “I’m just saying—” “I know what you’re