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A good marriage
“Honey?” Mrs. Otis called from the kitchen.
Shit, I thought. She wants me to do something.
“Yeah, hon?” I put on my best Good Husband voice.
Then she spoke again.
“Honey, you can New Jack swing from my nuts,” she said in a sweet voice.
And that was all.
And that’s why I love being married to the woman.
Brad Willis
Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.
Ah, Death Certificate. Nice Ice Cube classic. What lyrics!