If anyone can find the following two statistics for me, it would free me up to have a fun weekend without spending hours in front of the computer.
–The approximate size (length, width, or approximate total volume) of a giraffe’s vagina.
–The approximate size (length, width, or approximate total volume) of a cow’s vagina.
Please provide links to primary sources.
Please shoot me an e-mail or leave a comment if you have the answer.
Your reward will be one of the two (your choice):
1) I will publish your name here in recognition of your mad researching skills
2) I will not publish your name here, thus sparing recognition of your knowledge of animal reproductive anatomy
Thank you in advance for saving me countless hours of research and the inevitable government Internet watchdog phone call.
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