Naked swordfights, pitbulls, and pregnancy
I look at most stories and think, “Well, if it had a little something extra, it would be really interesting.” This story, however, needs nothing else. If I were sitting around coming up with my dream story for a Monday, this would be it.
A Greenville man was arrested Sunday night after police say he and his pregnant live-in girlfriend were scuffling naked in the street, with a plastic sword and an unleashed pit bull nearby. [Full story]
As it is the perfect story, I have nothing to add…except to say, this wasn’t my wife and me.
She’s not pregnant, anyway.