Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing
Thank you for your e-mail. I will be away from my desk until Monday, December 14. If your inquiry relates to my family, please forward your question to my wife. If it regards my work, please contact my boss. If it relates to any matter that requires my immediate attention, please contact my attorney, Marty, Esq.; my personal physicians, Dr. Jeff, Dr. Pauly, and Al Can’t Hang; my publicist, Mr. GRob; my head of security, Badblood; or my fixer Tony “The Mark” Soprano. They will know where to reach me.
In the meantime, please enjoy the cosmic stylings of Hippie Jesus and the Erupting Volcanoes (aka Kansas).