Those aren’t ants in my pants

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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10 Responses

  1. Uncle Ted says:

    Fire ants: #213 on my list of things I don’t miss about the South.
    Glad you and your lemons are ok. 🙂

  2. Bracelet says:

    As an aficionado of blog posts about junk I must say you’ve done a good job here. I like what you’re doing with this blog of yours. Keep up the good work.

  3. Jay says:

    I actually managed to avoid fire ants the entire decade or so I lived in S.C. I have no idea how, though.

  4. Joe says:

    I’ve never enjoyed reading about another man’s junk as much as I enjoyed reading about yours. And I never intend to let that happen again.

    And as a stand-alone sentence you really can’t beat, “If she had seen my crotch, I might not have to had to pay at all.”

  5. Drizztdj says:

    Half way through this I was thinking “that sounds like something I’d like to do when I visit SC again next year”.

    But like most men I listen to my junk and it does not wish to become the size of a lemon.

  6. trodoss says:

    I feel your pain man.

    I have anaphylactic reactions to food, so I know your pain. Carry what you have to though since it could be worse the next time.

  7. Astin says:

    Know what sucks? Anaphylaxis is the thing that sucks.

    Glad you’re okay. Sounds like my nurses were cuter.

  8. BWoP says:

    I’m not sure if you were ever introduced to Robert from “The Vegas Year,” but this post reminded me of something he wrote a while back: http://thevegasyear.blogspot.com/search?q=fire+ant

    Glad to hear that you’re okay now.

  9. blaargh says:

    I visited Campbell’s covered bridge, and all I got was softball size testicles. Will sell better.

    The only thing worse is finding a tick latched on to your junk a week after you get home…

  10. Armand Henkey says:

    Ant bites are really not that bad. The worst ant bite comes from fire ants and they have the nastiest bite from my experience. :`:,”

    Warmest regards http://www.healthmedicinelab.com“>

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