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What you see below is an un-doctored picture taken by my brother just outside Union, Missouri. I don’t think it needs any further comment from me. You, however, are more than welcome to hit the comments with the full force of your wit.
Brad Willis
Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.
And I thought nothing would outdo the Liquor – Guns – Ammo Sign in Columbia. Apparently that sign has been relocated to Shakes.
http://tinyurl.com/6mgayj
Volume discount?
Shotgun wedding?
“Guns – Ammo” takes less characters than “Divorce Lawyer” which is an unnecessary position of employment in those parts of the world anyways, what with all the guns and ammo.
My wit can’t touch that.
Top ten comments over heard at the Guns, Ammo, Bridal Registry:
10) “Sorry folks. This line is first cousins only, the second cousins line is over yonder.”
9) “Dang Betty-Sue I’ve read this issue of Smith & Wesson Magazine. Are you finished with that issue of Bride & Groom?”
8) “Can you believe those rubes in Kansas have separate forms for hunting and wedding licenses?”
7) “Honey, look at the design on them there skeet. They match our Walmart place settings perfectly.”
6) “No ma’am, you don’t have to renew the marriage license next season. Yes ma’am, you will need to renew the hunting license. Yes ma’am, one-at-a-time is the limit on the marriage license. No ma’am, the game warden will not be watching your fiancé and that girl at the Piggly Wiggly checkout.”
5) “I told you Mary-Jo that I would be the only man here wearing a shirt. I feel like a gosh darn fool.”
4) “The Obama targets are in the back.”
3) “Jim-Bob and I are so excited. Our honeymoon will be our first chance to try out the new duck blind.”
2) “Billy-John! Stop looking though that scope at my mother!”
1) “Is that a revolver in your pocket or are you just excited to get married?”
Yeah, what Random said . . .
Why’d he cut the “Bait and Tackle” portion of the sign out of the shot?
Are scratch off lottery tickets available?
A glock instead of the….you get it…no homo!
I don’t get it.
Great Design and useful information. I will be back soon!
Do you recall another funny Gun Shop in ,coincidentally, Union SC ?–the combo Gun, Ammo, and Radio Shack.