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Remember those old TV shows where editors kept a bottle of antacids in their desk drawer? Or the shows where the frustrated newsman makes a cocktail of Pepto and Scotch? Step into my office, friends. It ain’t a joke.
Nevermind. I don’t have the will to make this worth reading right now.
Bring on Bradoween. That, my friends, is something I can organize.