Rapid Eye Reality

Home of Brad Willis: writer, traveler, and suburban warrior

by · April 13, 2003

Seemingly random, but clearly connected Sunday thoughts

  • My brother just bought a house in Charlotte.

  • It’s amazing how a one-inch facial scar and small, but seemingly permanent goose-egg can increase an average guy’s level of vanity by 1000%.

  • My life ain’t so bad. I need a sign that says that.

  • Spring is like a sexual reward for abstinence.

  • Dental health is important, but mental health is critical.

  • The good times aren’t over. I’m sure of it.

  • Some wrongs can only be righted by ignoring them.

  • The future frightens me.

  • Carpet is stupid.

  • I really need to lose 15 pounds.

  • I don’t think I’ve had sunburn in three years.

  • If I lose 15 pounds, I may look into getting a sunburn. Maybe in Aruba.

    • Brad Willis

    Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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