News

One of my fellow reporters (you’ll find him at One Step Left) told me yesterday that my boss says there is no “good news/bad news.” It’s just “news.” So , here’s the news from today…

It sounds like some 12 year-old wants to be like Susan Smith. I’m withholding judgement, but as of this moment a 12 year old boy is telling investigators that a black man shot and killed his grandparents, burned down their house, kidnapped him, drive him to a county just to the north, got stuck in some mud and ran off. So, dogs are tracking a black man who most likely doesn’t exist, a daycare center in the search radius is locked down, and so on and so on. Guess how this one is going to turn out.

I’m so fabulously uninspired right now, I can’t find a way to express what a good mood I am in.

Here’s something…Brother Beaker is boycotting winter. It is a novel concept.

I might write more later. I’m feeling a bit like a hack right now.