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by · July 5, 2002

So, beginning on the first day of the kingdom of Mt. Willis fiscal year…these new laws shall be enacted:

*MANDANTORY NUDITY FRIDAYS–On each second Friday, of each second month all denizens of Mt. Willis shall be nude for a period of eight waking hours.

*THE FOUR-DAY WORK WEEK–On each first Friday of each month, denizens of Mt. Willis shall take a state-imposed holiday lasting no less than eight working hours. Employees shall be paid double-time for this time they did not work.

*THE ABSOLUTION 31ST–On each month that has 31 days, all denizens shall be absolved of all state crimes that did not directly affect another citizen of the kingdom. This statute should be interpreted to include all so-called victimless crimes, including but not limited to failure to wear a seat-belt, using one’s motorcyle helmet to make soup, walking around nude in public on a day that is not designated as a mandantory nudity day, etc.

*MANDANTORY NUDITY THURSDAYS–See above.

Have a good weekend. I am now off to find a talking monkey.

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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