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Naked swordfights, pitbulls, and pregnancy

by · November 19, 2007

I look at most stories and think, “Well, if it had a little something extra, it would be really interesting.” This story, however, needs nothing else. If I were sitting around coming up with my dream story for a Monday, this would be it.

A Greenville man was arrested Sunday night after police say he and his pregnant live-in girlfriend were scuffling naked in the street, with a plastic sword and an unleashed pit bull nearby. [Full story]

As it is the perfect story, I have nothing to add…except to say, this wasn’t my wife and me.

She’s not pregnant, anyway.

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Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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4 Responses

  1. Blogger says:
    November 19, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    Nice to be in a coffee shop in downtown G-Vegas–I feel very safe!

  2. Anonymous Jeanne says:
    November 19, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    That’s almost as good as the story about the girlfight at the Anderson Burger King a couple of months back.

  3. Blogger says:
    November 19, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    I hear naked swordfighting is big in the South? Along with cooking meth and mistakenly shooting Tennessee fans while deer hunting. Ah, I love the South.

  4. Blogger says:
    November 20, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Anyone seen BadBlood and the Mrs.??