Random College Journal Entry

Editor’s note: The following is an excerpt from one of many college journals I kept.

May 17, 1994–Two days into summer break

Day2–Still no job. I can’t decide if it’s my long hair or general tendency to fail which contributes the most to my unemployment. I can cut my hair, but the latter is governed by something far greater than a pair of scissors.

I’m munching on cranberry newtons. I figure that the cranberry is one of the least exploited fruits (right behind the gooseberry and the pomegranate) and the concept of fruit and cake still touches a soft spot…”

Editor’s note: I’m not sure what that means now or what it meant seven years ago. But for anybody out there who is looking for a job…maybe you should consider some cranberry newtons. It obviously made me feel better.