State of Otis’ State Address

…oh, so you came here trying to figure out if I’d jumped off a ledge yet? Well, the answer is nuh-uh. Traffic here was way up on Monday. I can only assume it’s because there was a giant beacon on your favorites section that flashed a marquee reading “Otis’ head to explode — Click here.”

There have a been a couple times in my professional life that I’ve gone into information lock-down. This happens to be one of them, partially because I can’t say much, and partially because I don’t know much.

That said, I thank everyone for the phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages that came in all day. Despite having trash bags under my eyes and a fatigue that can only be described as debilitating, I’m doing alright. Your concern made the day a little better.

Oh, and if I’m being a little too cryptic for those out of the loop, I apologize. All’s well for now. As for it ending well, we’ll just have to wait and see.