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Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing

by · December 9, 2009

Thank you for your e-mail. I will be away from my desk until Monday, December 14. If your inquiry relates to my family, please forward your question to my wife. If it regards my work, please contact my boss. If it relates to any matter that requires my immediate attention, please contact my attorney, Marty, Esq.; my personal physicians, Dr. Jeff, Dr. Pauly, and Al Can’t Hang; my publicist, Mr. GRob; my head of security, Badblood; or my fixer Tony “The Mark” Soprano. They will know where to reach me.

In the meantime, please enjoy the cosmic stylings of Hippie Jesus and the Erupting Volcanoes (aka Kansas).

Brad Willis

Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.

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4 Responses

  1. betty says:
    December 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    copy/paste into my Out of Office.

  2. AlCantHang says:
    December 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Upon viewing the video, my first thought was “Is that guitar player wearing Uncle Ted’s tuxedo?”

  3. Drizztdj says:
    December 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    “WE’RE HAVING MORE FUN THEN YOU!!!” See ya tomorrow.

  4. Dr. Chako says:
    December 10, 2009 at 2:31 am

    My goal is to drink enough to see psychedelic halos coming from around your head.

    See you there.

    -DrC