Author: Brad Willis

Double Down

This was not Las Vegas. It was, but it most certainly wasn’t. I’d just left a valet named Dan standing in the dark parking lot of a place on the corner of Paradise. He...

Otis Unplugged

I’m not going off the grid so much as unplugging for a few days. Any updates, should they be necessary, interesting, or otherwise urgent (I’m not sure what qualifies under any of those categories)...

iPod meme redux

A few people commented and/or e-mailed regarding last Friday’s iPod meme list. For those still wondering, here’s a list of the bands and songs and how they ended up on my iPod. 1. Carrie,...

Running buddies

I’m always the guy who vows to keep in touch. I’m the guy that grasps hold of a true friendship and refuses to cede control to the forces of time. Of course, I’m one...

Greasing the wheels

If this work of fiction has you a little confused, you should be aware, it’s my entry into the best contest of the year, courtesy of my friend Al Can’t Hang. The hemisphere swelled,...

Three years

Three years ago at this time, I was unshaven, stinky, and collapsed on a faux bed in St. Francis women’s. However, as I hadn’t just shoved a seven pound eleven ounce bundle out of...

Dads

It’s pretty damned rare to find people later in life that you know you can trust like a brother. I’ve been fortunate enough to find a few of those people since I began this...

Friday Mental Massage: Africa Hot

I haven’t done the old Friday Mental Massage for a while, so let’s get it all out, shall we? Africa Hot–I spent most of my summer in Las Vegas. The temperature was in triple...

Getting off the bottle

I’m not sure exactly how it happened. One day, the tap in the kitchen was working just fine. The next, there was a case of bottled water in my garage. It was like some...

Where’s the beef?

A quickie… The wife and I have been thinking about cutting certain things out of our lives. The first was bottled water. The second more ambitious project was the elimination of fast food. The...

Road People

I woke up Saturday morning in Portsmouth, Ohio at 8am. It’s a depressing little town that sits in its own shadow. Once a thriving steel town, it now seems to exist on little but...