Nose Hair Horror So, I was putting on my makeup yesterday (I love to start out a story like this…) and something wasn’t quite right. It was like seeing the car you sold last...
Blogging at the Citadel [Editors note: I just rolled in after a four hour drive back from Charleston. I had no laptop, so during a moment of boredom, I blogged on a legal pad....
On the road… Looks like I’ll be away from RER for a couple of days. I’m being shipped out to the lower part of the state for a presidential visit. Everyone keep your eyes...
Things Change We here in the southeast have lounged in relative comfort for the last few months. We’ve had very few cold days and even fewer with rain. I went out on the frolf...
The whole darn pissing match I try not to be vulgar (use “gutter talk” as my daddy would say), but that’s exactly what it is going to be…One Big Pissing Match. Beginning next Wednesday,...
One year ago today… I was freezing. I had a wool overcoat and pair of thin, inadequate leather gloves. A medivac helicopter carried a South Carolina state trooper into the gray sky. He wasn’t...
The Bulbs are Blooming in Boston I’ve never been to Bean Town, but I bet it’s nice to have flowers blooming in December. Indian Summers are one of the neat things about this planet...
Heart-rate decreasing… It seems my fix has worked for now. My heart rate is going down and I might be able to concentrate on work for a while. If it gets any worse…I’m might...
Technical Rage I’m sure someday there will be some designation in doctors’ DSM–IV (maybe by then it will be the DSM-V) that relates to Technical Rage. There is something about the inability to make...
Light a fire under this I may lack Olympic pride. Seeing that little Scruggs girl roll her ankle over didn’t make me buy an American flag. I only chant “U-S-A” at Fourth of July...
Muesday Morning I have a hard time going to sleep on Monday nights and Tuesday mornings. Not sure why. Probably something to do with an aging metabolism or fears about how big the sweet...
When do my boobs start to sag? And stick it to those of you who are snickering and muttering to yourself “they have been since college, buddy…” Yeah…my birthday is Tuesday. I’ve been feeling...
Shopping in Shorts It’s December 1st. I’m wearing shorts. I perspired today. I slept late today (staying up until 5:30AM playing poker will do that to you), but filled my day with haircuts, frolf,...
My guitar…weeping…maybe not so gently I’m standing in front of a teleprompter at noon today (for those who don’t know…that’s the thing that makes TV people look smarter than they really are). I see...
