Category: 2001-2007

On being Devon Epps’ mom

The last time Amanda Smith had a birthday party, it was an affair celebrated with three close close friends and a trash can full of booze and fruit. The girls all dressed up, posed...

Jack

No writing today. No stories. Just an appeal for good thoughts. Two of my dearest friends are taking their baby boy into heart surgery in just a few hours. Today is dedicated to Jack,...

An open letter to my shadow

Dear Federales, I can only guess you didn’t care if I noticed. I mean, it was 6am in my little suburban neighborhood. Nobody, not even the old lady who stays up late smoking and...

Wednesday Mental Massage?

I know, I know. The Mental Massage is supposed to happen on Fridays. I mean, who goes for a mental rubdown on Wednesday? Well, as I mentioned before, this week and the next few...

Once a year and all the time

It’s a picture I’ve looked at once every year for the past five years. It means something different every year. It still means the same thing as the first time I saw it, too.

The Last Sleep

The New York Giants looked like they might be happier playing beer pong. The wife was out cold. The dog was out cold. With 1:57 left in the Sunday night game, I turned off...

Friday Mental Massage: From Fossett to Fiddy

Some Fridays are a deep-tissue, slow massage that leaves you feeling relaxed. Today’s is one of those choppy-choppy make-you-sound-like-a-outboard-motor massages. So, hold on and get ready to get beat up. Find Fossett–It will not...

Devon Epps: Waiting

“Taking a different way?” my wife asked as I slipped onto a different back road and drove through an old residential area. We’d been out for ice cream. On the way home, I pulled...

It’s Science

I think back to the first time I saw my wife. I had this sense that she was it. She was smart, driven, and creative. It only helped that she walked around in clothes...

Friday Mental Massage: No key to the gnocchi

It’s a guilty little pleasure, I suppose, my repeated viewing of the movie “Days of Thunder.” It’s the type of thing I’d never mention in front of my more enlightened friends, but when the...