TSA wants to see your rack

From the They Can’t Be Serious Department:

Long version: Nipple Ring Search Dispute

Short version: Girl with nipple rings forced to remove said rings after failing x-ray machine at Lubbock airport. Hires Gloria Allred (because, who doesn’t?) and gets the Transportation Security Administration to admit its procedures are more than a little messed up. In a statement, the TSA said “TSA has reviewed the procedures themselves and agrees that they need to be changed. In the future, TSA will inform passengers that they have the option to resolve the alarm through a visual inspection of the article in lieu of removing the item in question.”

Translation: You wanna get on the plane? Show me your tits.