Brad Willis is a writer based in Greenville, South Carolina. Willis spent a decade as an award-winning broadcast journalist. He has worked as a freelance writer, columnist, and professional blogger since 2005. He has also served as a commentator and guest on a wide variety of television, radio, and internet shows.
Not that I am into any form of spousal abuse. However, you do know that this evening, when you have the frozen peas in place and your wife decides it would be cute to make a sleazy sexual offer… you are allowed under section 64c of the manual to throw something long and soft at her.
Maybe the doctor will invoke a Crocodile Dundee voice-over for you.
Of course if he pulls out a knife bigger than the one on your shirt and you don’t streak naked from the waist down through the lobby passing three month old issues of SI and Time like you’re at a sporting event and just slammed a dozen overpriced beers, you’re a stronger man than I.
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-Drc
Not that I am into any form of spousal abuse. However, you do know that this evening, when you have the frozen peas in place and your wife decides it would be cute to make a sleazy sexual offer… you are allowed under section 64c of the manual to throw something long and soft at her.
Maybe the doctor will invoke a Crocodile Dundee voice-over for you.
Of course if he pulls out a knife bigger than the one on your shirt and you don’t streak naked from the waist down through the lobby passing three month old issues of SI and Time like you’re at a sporting event and just slammed a dozen overpriced beers, you’re a stronger man than I.
Good luck sir.
Was I the only one looking at your beard and thinking, “goddamn that guy is grayer than I am….” ???