Define “benefit”
The first time I saw this headline, I thought, “That might be funny. I’ll come back to it later and see if I still think so.” I still think so.
Author: Brad Willis
Friday Mental Massage: Prioritizing
My kid woke up this morning and knew who I am, so that’s better than yesterday. Since we’ve gotten that out of the way, it’s time for a Friday Mental Massage on priorities. Friday–Okay,...
Safeside Superkid
I knew my kid was going to be difficult when he ordered a hamburger at a Mexican restaurant. I further knew he was going to be difficult when he insisted on going to the...
Making my wife happy
My wife has never said this, but I get the impression she loves the fact I am out of shape and stupid. My kid’s fourth birthday party got me thinking about it. As I...
Jerry Buck Inman guilty
A little more than two years ago, this community became the focus of sensational media coverage centered around a Clemson University student who had reportedly been strangled to death with her own bikini. If...
Suburban underbelly
As you know, I write a bit about my adventures as a suburban warrior. If I told all the stories, I’d probably wake up with a cardigan tied around my neck and a duck...
Friday Mental Massage: Bigfoot, the boy, birthdays
Not a lot of time this Friday morning, so let’s just jump into it. CNN should be spanked–Yes, I’ve seen the claims about Bigfoot being found an hour or so from my house. I...
A million little pieces
My kid loves animals. I could buy him the most expensive toys in the world and he would set them aside to play with his over-large collection of Sclheich wildlife figurines. The concept of...
Four-year-old VIP
My kid is turning four years old this week. The bands have all been hired, the beer truck’s parking space is marked with orange cones, and the bikini-clad ring girls are auditioning today. The...
Under pressure
If my wife’s to-do list was somebody’s face, I’d be awaiting a bond hearing right now, because I beat the hell out of that thing in the past ten days. I put down an...
Friday Mental Massage: 08/08/08 Edition
It’s been a great while since I did an old fashioned Friday Mental Massage. I need a good mental chop-chop right now. So, let’s get to it, shall we? I am an unabashed Brett...
Free book!
It’s been a while since I gave away a book. Seems like now is as good a time as any. Back in December 2007, I sat in the D-terminal at McCarran International eating a...
You want pictures? You got pictures.
Post useless without pics. —Pauly Well, the bleeding has finally stopped. It took a little less than 24 hours. I consider that a win. As I mentioned last night, my left index finger lost...
Ginger fingers
It is my wife’s birthday. She gets a kick out of the fact I call her MILFy. She says it makes her feel sexy, like one of the MILF’s on hdpornmovies.xxx. It turns her...