When the grass is just fine
A couple of weeks ago, I stood in the lobby of the Palms Hotel and Casino and pretended I was a big shot for a little while. Somebody hung an All-Access pass around my...
Category: Health
Fat in Las Vegas
Somewhere along the line, I got fat. Hard to say exactly what happened. Normally I can count on my sedentary lifestyle to not otherwise affect my shape. Ever since I gave up sugary sodas...
I drink your milkshake
“Holy, hell, I know I’m tired, but that looks like my stomach.” I was laying on my side with a straw in my mouth and sucking on the worst shake I’ve had in my...
Somebody died
At 5am, I was sitting in a place called the Blue Gin Bar drinking a 1664 beer and wishing I’d never even heard of a place called Monte Carlo. It was a place that...
Afflicted
I am afflicted. I have tinnitus. It’s only in my right ear. Despite its constant manifestation, it doesn’t bother me that much. I’m to blame for it, almost certainly. Countless live shows, too much...